How To Talk To Babies About Marxist Theory
- BABY: [builds tower with blocks]
- ME: ok this is very good
- under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
- and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
- so this is a great comment
- BABY: [knocks over tower]
- ME: that’s right
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka